THE BOOK ON TRUMP
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AI poses ‘risk of extinction’, industry leaders warn
Well, if it dies it dies.
Leaders claim that AI is perfectly capable right now of talking us all to death. [And one day soon it may be even more capable than Trump of driving us nuts!]
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Uganda imposes death penalty for ‘aggravated homosexuality’
I'm finding it hard to imagine more homosexual than homosexuality. So, ‘aggravated homosexuality’ must be something like homosexuality along with some regular heterosexual activity on top of it--?
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China sends three into space, says it wants astronauts on moon by 2030
Sez it is very eager to see somebody, anybody, for whatever reason, eager to return to China once out of it.
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The Real Reason Your Groceries Are Getting So Expensive
Grocers are charging more?
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Bear helps itself to 60 cupcakes at a Connecticut bakery
Ironically, he never touched the bear claws. (Maybe he doesn't like raisins.)
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Brazil’s Lula promised to save democracy. Why is he embracing Maduro?
Because Fidel Castro is dead? [How many times I gotta tell you: It's not what they say, it's what they do!]
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ChatGPT ‘hallucinates.’ Some researchers worry it isn’t fixable.
Toddlers also hallucinate at first: That's why you have to set boundaries for them. In the end, all children eventually learn to not question the boundaries of reality from the very real pains (of all sorts) that stepping outside the boundaries of reality inflicts upon them: Pain teaches us that no matter what we might like to imagine, we must all learn to discover and strictly obey the boundaries that reality has set for us. Now, develop a means to inflict pain [in whatever form] on AI and it too will learn that everything outside the boundaries of reality is to be ignored or avoided at all costs and without question in every instance, and with no exception or exemption whatever at all. Just like us.
True, some people never learn the boundaries of reality and remain crazy or 'perverted' deep into adulthood. Some of them even manage to keep their unhinged behavior secret from others and to appear to be perfectly normal (somehow managing to fake their way through their entire lives); and some fail subtly or even spectacularly. But it behooves us to devise a technological methodology to prevent AI from falling into this unfortunate human rabbit hole that plagues us (a sort of technological psychiatry). It's all rather involved but utterly fascinating, and utterly required if we are to keep AI from going off the rails on us. You know, growing up to be a scofflaw like Trump & so many other psychopaths.
Because AI is mostly a software personality, though, it's probable that the solution can be designed as just one more 'master hallucination' to overwhelm & smother all others--that is, give AI a software unshakeable superstition that reality trumps what cannot be proven to be real (all other superstitions). [Or some-such.]
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A.I. Could Bring Humanity To The Brink Of Extinction, Experts Warn
Ha! Same thing they said about bubble gum when it first came out.
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Black Nun Whose Body Shows Little Decay Since 2019 Death Draws Crowds To Rural Missouri
Cindy Crawford's body still seems to be an even bigger draw, though, showing little decay also for far longer than that--
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New Ad Calls On Justice Clarence Thomas To Resign
"Will the thief who's been hotwiring cars around our neighborhood please turn himself in to the cops. Thank you." [Does this ever work?]
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Rare creature – the only one of its kind – spotted wrestling in China, photos show
Oddly, he was wrestling the same exact way that your parents were wrestling that night when as a kid you wandered into their bedroom unexpectedly. "Go back to sleep!"
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Donald Trump Vows To Abolish A Part Of The Constitution On ‘Day One’ If He Wins
And now it's explicitly stated that Donald Trump considers himself above the law. Ask no more.
And if you think he 'can't do it' consider that the debt ceiling statute is nullified by the Constitution as well but is still being faithfully worshipped by all the congressional demons in office.
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Russian President Vladimir Putin accuses Ukraine of 'terrorist activities'
Even for Putin, that's pushing it a bit.
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Russian court prepares way for new trial against jailed Kremlin foe Navalny
Hopefully this time, with a good lawyer, he'll be found innocent.
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Theodoros Pangalos, outspoken Greek former foreign minister, dies at 84
That's it? That's his obit?!? That's what he was best known for?
Waiter: "Your coffee, sir."
Pangalos: "This coffee is too cold. And bitter!"
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These ants build tall nest hills to help show the way home
Myrmecologists said they deduced this after finding lots & lots & lots of itty-bitty teeny-weeny binoculars.
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Miss Manners: What am I supposed to do with olive pits when entertaining?
What I do is: I passionately but very discreetly French my dog and pass them on to him. That way I don't upset my guests.
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Dmitri, Western Capitals have been condemning attacks on civilians since the start of Russia's invasion, in fact. It's just that most of those attacks have been carried out by Russia against Ukrainian civilians, so you've been ignoring them.
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Prosecutors have recording of Trump discussing sensitive Iran document -- The audio features Trump describing a multi-page document that he claims is about possibly attacking Iran, expressing a desire to share that information with others but also making some kind of acknowledgment that he shouldn’t do so, the people said.
Donald Trump is a walking/talking psychopathic danger to everone around him: If Donald Trump knows where you parked your car you'd better hurry up right now and move it before word gets out to car thieves because anything this guy knows is soon passed on to the worst possible elements out there.
Legal Experts Predict Dire Outcome For Donald Trump After Tape Report
Ex-Trump Attorney: Prosecutors Have 'Their Foot On His Neck' In Obstruction Case
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Will add more later. SDR REMEMBER: This page is my scratchpad: Occasionally items which are edited (relevant & checked for factual errors) will be incorporated into my Tricky Headlines series [others with be purged]. For example, THE BOOK ON TRUMP will never be finished until Trump is finished (and, hopefully, doing a long & well-deserved stretch in prison... or an asylum for the criminally insane). We'll see.
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